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Perfect Re-Creation
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Come with me and you’ll be in a world of perfect re-creation
Take a look and you’ll see into perfect re-creation
There is nothing in here that demonstrates imagination
What we’ll see will defy explanation
It started forty years ago when Halliday and Morrow
Decided to create the simulation of tomorrow
Pop culture in VR, they called it the OASIS
(no black media though, it was a little bit racist)
It was a hit, they were millionaires
Everybody on the planet was buying their wares
But one day, Halliday suddenly died
His fortunes in an Easter egg hidden inside!
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of perfect re-creation
Take a look and you’ll see into self-gratification
Doubled up self-inserts and egotistical narration
It is plain that what we see is what Ernie longs to be
Enter Wade, an urchin from the slums
His obsession with the 80s helps him get things done
Spent his days doing nothing in Aech’s chatroom
Until a stroke of luck helped him find the tomb
He jousted for the first key in the lich king’s crypt
(Art3mis was there first but he gave her the slip)
To a WarGames challenge, which he couldn’t fail
Because Sorrento and the Sixers were hot on his tail!
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of perfect re-creation
There are worrying views on Japan’s population
Honour-bound, tightly wound, interchangeable because they’re Asian
Ernie please may I have an explanation?
Four! months! later Wade thought he had a chance with Arty
But she rejected his ass at Og’s birthday party
She found the next key first, and Wade was ashamed
He sold his sex robot and got back in the game
Arcades, Black Tiger, guitars, Blade Runner
Wade mastered them all like a superstar gunter
He needed to figure out his plan of attack
The last gate awaits in Castle Anorak!
Living in a white nerd’s paradise
Nothing to challenge or trump you
No race relations there to stump you
A girl who really means “yes” when she dumps you
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of stolen information
Breaching private boundaries, no fear of recrimination
Saving pics of a girl (it’s implied they’re used for masturbation)
Ernest needs a good hit of maturation
Wade got himself captured, it was a minor hassle
Cos he escaped.
And headed to the castle
The race was on, and he showed some hustle
He won the Egg in the final puzzle
It gave him godlike powers and financial bliss
And he got a kiss from Art3mis
Cos women are prizes to be won
And that’s the story of Ready Player One!
Hopefully, (hopefully) now you see, (now you see) such a literary abomination (ha-hah, ha-hah)
These behaviours and deeds, I discourage imitation
Just one look (just one look) in this book, (in this book) it may turn you to inebriation
Looking back, you won’t see what the future needs to be
Wade didn't learn anything!
Aech was a black lesbian, didn't affect anythin'!
Leave Art3mis alone!
Don't forget the transphobia!
Ernie Cline, post your location. I just wanna talk.
Game over!
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VILLAIN
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HERO
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